Microwaves with a mute button

From StoneHome

I mean, come on, is this rocket science? When you're in college, it's two in the morning, and your roommate is asleep, but you need the power of ramen to get you through that paper; when you're playing poker with your buddy while his significant and new son are sleeping in the next room, and just need those taco rolls; when you want to stuff some rice or potatoes in the microwave, sit down, do some work, and go get food when you feel like it without the damned box distracting you, life begins to require microwaves with a mute button.