Category:Support Uncle Fatty

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There are various ways you can support Uncle Fatty.

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Promote My Site 
Point to my site, my [[1]], or my tutorials. Point to my Burn, RSS or Atom feeds, link to my recent changes page directly, or create a last-5 ticker like the one to the right.
Money 
Everyone likes money. That said, I prefer:
Buying me books 
Books are best. I (try to) give out knowledge. Giving me knowledge in return seems fair, and besides, then I can turn around and put that stuff up on the page too. Besides, if you've looked at my media list, you know I'm a hoarder by nature; my library is my pride. However, since that's too expensive for most people, there's also:
Buying books from me 
Well, me-ish, anyway. I'm hax0ring a script together to buy books through my amazon store from within the Wiki. Later, I'll add other stores, like fatbrain, barnes and noble, AddAll, PriceScan, et cetera. But for now, screw you, hippie. Greater fun things are afoot.
Buying my Book 
Well, you'll have to wait for my lazy ass to finish it first, but CafePress publishes pretty much everybody, so I figure I can get at least two or three people to pity-buy my useless ramblings. Hell, maybe one of them even won't be a relative. Ooh, and I can stick it in the bookstore, and pretend it's a real book, and the one buy button instead of five that looks totally different won't be conspicuous at all, no sir.
Buying my anti-Bush propoganda 
It's not funny, but pretend it is, then look away and be ashamed and hope I didn't realize you're just humoring me in an uncomfortable situation until someone picks you up from work for lunch, like the one stupid chimpanzee that the other chimpanzees won't hang out with. Or that other comparison which just popped into your mind that you're embarrassed about. Yay for social conditioning.